Jesus' First Lollipop
by Alexandria Kennedy
One day Mary gave Baby Jesus his first lollipop, as he was licking it a mean guy stole it from him. Jesus went home trying not to cry cause big boys don't cry and told his dad about the lollipop. God tracked down the bad guy stuck him with lightning took back the lollipop and called the cop. And Baby Jesus was really happy.
The End
no idea why the story popped in her head seeing we aren't real religious people and only told her the basics but oh well
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
random ramble
1)Do homeless people go to other homeless people funeral's??
2)what happens when someone named john doe dies?Does it get confusing with the unknown people?
3) Why can't I sleep at night?
4) Why are men such assholes?
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2)what happens when someone named john doe dies?Does it get confusing with the unknown people?
3) Why can't I sleep at night?
4) Why are men such assholes?
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Friday, November 28, 2008
Thanksgiving / black friday
I'm trying to be upbeat about everything but this is the first hoilday Daniel missed oh well I was not invited to Thanksgiving at the in laws, But I was guilted into going anyways no idea how that happened.
what i'm thankful for
1 Ally
2 I'm not pregnant
3) Daniel
4) health
5) crablegs
So Thanksgiving always turn in to Black friday even if you dont go you look at the papers It's amazing to me that little gentle ladies turn it to the grabbing machines willing to push anyone out of the way for the last 1.50 towel I like to watch,But of course my cheap ass was there grabbing $20.00 500 thread count sheets with the rest, but i did grab for a pregnant stranger and a little old lady so I didnt feel so bad that I wiggled my way around the fools fighting for them
oh yeah why do nobody seem to remember that they have stuff on the shelves?? only 8 leapsters in the middle check where they sell them at you'll be amazed I had all my :big" ticket items in the buggy before they cut the wrapping off the sale items and by 5:16 I was heading out the autootive door (yeah I dont stand in those other lines) I did walk out with everything on my list for only 88 bucks to bad most of it was for me and not for christmas lol entertainment well worth the small scratch I recieved walking into the shelve (I didnt have my glasses on lol
what i'm thankful for
1 Ally
2 I'm not pregnant
3) Daniel
4) health
5) crablegs
So Thanksgiving always turn in to Black friday even if you dont go you look at the papers It's amazing to me that little gentle ladies turn it to the grabbing machines willing to push anyone out of the way for the last 1.50 towel I like to watch,But of course my cheap ass was there grabbing $20.00 500 thread count sheets with the rest, but i did grab for a pregnant stranger and a little old lady so I didnt feel so bad that I wiggled my way around the fools fighting for them
oh yeah why do nobody seem to remember that they have stuff on the shelves?? only 8 leapsters in the middle check where they sell them at you'll be amazed I had all my :big" ticket items in the buggy before they cut the wrapping off the sale items and by 5:16 I was heading out the autootive door (yeah I dont stand in those other lines) I did walk out with everything on my list for only 88 bucks to bad most of it was for me and not for christmas lol entertainment well worth the small scratch I recieved walking into the shelve (I didnt have my glasses on lol
Saturday, November 22, 2008
crazy eights
I got tagged by Mandy (still don't know how to do the links)
8 Things I look forward to
1)seeing the twilight movie
2)Daniel coming home
3) going to Bama t pick up Starla
4) Ally starting school next year
5) Seeing the doctor for my ear lol
6) parents night out at the gym
7) Having Ally pick up the donation toy
8) cornbread dressing
8 Things on my wish list
1) GPS
2) a new cookbook
3) FAmily Fun
4) world peace
5) For Ally to stop asking for everything she sees
6)New Clothes
7) New black heels and a place to wear them to
8)My earrings (u know the ones daniel)
8 tv shows I watch
1)house
2) days of our lives
3) biggest loser
4) bones
5)ghost whisper
6) Law and Order SVU
7) Monk
8) My Name is Earl
8 thinks that happen yesterday
1) went to the gym in holey pants
2) went to lunch with Lisa
3) Went to walmart
4) Daniel finally made it to the rig
5) bought meds at walgreens
6) got Ally to take a nap
7)I scrapbooked
8) Made a doctor appointment
8 Things I look forward to
1)seeing the twilight movie
2)Daniel coming home
3) going to Bama t pick up Starla
4) Ally starting school next year
5) Seeing the doctor for my ear lol
6) parents night out at the gym
7) Having Ally pick up the donation toy
8) cornbread dressing
8 Things on my wish list
1) GPS
2) a new cookbook
3) FAmily Fun
4) world peace
5) For Ally to stop asking for everything she sees
6)New Clothes
7) New black heels and a place to wear them to
8)My earrings (u know the ones daniel)
8 tv shows I watch
1)house
2) days of our lives
3) biggest loser
4) bones
5)ghost whisper
6) Law and Order SVU
7) Monk
8) My Name is Earl
8 thinks that happen yesterday
1) went to the gym in holey pants
2) went to lunch with Lisa
3) Went to walmart
4) Daniel finally made it to the rig
5) bought meds at walgreens
6) got Ally to take a nap
7)I scrapbooked
8) Made a doctor appointment
Friday, November 21, 2008
so I went back to the gym
today, I haven't washed clothes in awhile so I threw on my old comfy pants. well it was uneventful right up to the point i switch to another machine and this guy was ogling me. OK sometimes I want to be ogled but not while I'm sweating, nasty, and lets admit it a Lil sweaty. I was just about to get up and smack this guy when I bent down to pick up my water bottle and notice not only did I have a huge ass hole in the private down there area I was wearing my bottom of the drawer need to throw away almost see Thur panties. So I slowly got up shot a sweet smile to my prev grabbed my shit and clamly walked out the door. I've decided not to throw away my now named fuck me pants I'm going to fix them since there the most comfy things I own, but I will be buying some sweat pants from the wal-mart lol I said the walmart
Thursday, November 20, 2008
sucky and unsucky
sucky- a week in a really cheesy hotel
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unsucky-being away from lovely family and not having to pay for cheesy hotel
sucky- daniel missing thanksgiving
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unsucky- skipping the in laws this year (thinking maybe skipping own family this year and hitting a resturant with ally)
sucky- daniel missing christmas
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unsucky- skipping the in laws, being able to buy in laws cheap gifts doing after christmas sales
sucky- daniel missing new years
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unsucky- missing the fight to find a babysitter
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unsucky-being away from lovely family and not having to pay for cheesy hotel
sucky- daniel missing thanksgiving
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unsucky- skipping the in laws this year (thinking maybe skipping own family this year and hitting a resturant with ally)
sucky- daniel missing christmas
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unsucky- skipping the in laws, being able to buy in laws cheap gifts doing after christmas sales
sucky- daniel missing new years
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unsucky- missing the fight to find a babysitter
Monday, November 17, 2008
a handy guide to not pissing me off
1)Don't complain about money if
you must have a new car every 2 years, Your closet is full of name brand clothes that you paid full price for, or if your hair and nails cost more than a car note
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2) Dont complain about the cost of diapers if
while shopping for diapers for your child/ren your rubbing you newest baby bump hello lady if diapers are so expensive why are you knocked up again
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3)Don't compare husbands mannest if
If your husband beats you, If said husband doesnt have a job, and if he refuses to do the smallest of things to help make your life easier guess what your husband loses even if at time of contest Daniel is grabbing my purse out of the mini van
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4)Dont comment on how much I shop unless
you pay for it
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5)Do not comment on my cooking if
You cook in a dirty kitchen,or if I'm cooking for your family because you have no food in the house
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6)Do not ask me to watch your kid/s if
You do not make them listen.
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7) Do not ask me for money if
you break any of the rules because buddy I might just laugh in you face
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8)Do not comment on my child's ice cream habit if
your child can not name 3 vegetables and 3 fruits. hell I will accept french fries
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9)Do not comment on the amount I eat out and not cook home cook meals if
You count corndogs as homecooked,you count chicken nuggets fresh out of wal-mart's freezer section as home cooked, or if you dont include a vegetable
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10)Do not comment on the way my child talk (even "potty words")if
your child does not know that please and thank you are the magic words, you choose not to teach mam,sir, mr,and mrs. , and if your child does not know may I have instead of give me.
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11) Dont complain on the mess your child make if
your pregnant, You dont clean-up after yourself, or if you dont make your 45 yr old clean up his own room
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12)Don't complain to me that your husband /boyfriend is a asshole,hits you,or cheats if'
this is the 3rd time,or if he was a asshole before you married him
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13)Don't complain on the amount I read or how much I have my nose in a book if
you have trouble reading off the dollar menu at any given resturant
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The rules may change get shorter,or longer at any given time there are exception to every rule ,but not many
you must have a new car every 2 years, Your closet is full of name brand clothes that you paid full price for, or if your hair and nails cost more than a car note
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2) Dont complain about the cost of diapers if
while shopping for diapers for your child/ren your rubbing you newest baby bump hello lady if diapers are so expensive why are you knocked up again
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3)Don't compare husbands mannest if
If your husband beats you, If said husband doesnt have a job, and if he refuses to do the smallest of things to help make your life easier guess what your husband loses even if at time of contest Daniel is grabbing my purse out of the mini van
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4)Dont comment on how much I shop unless
you pay for it
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5)Do not comment on my cooking if
You cook in a dirty kitchen,or if I'm cooking for your family because you have no food in the house
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6)Do not ask me to watch your kid/s if
You do not make them listen.
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7) Do not ask me for money if
you break any of the rules because buddy I might just laugh in you face
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8)Do not comment on my child's ice cream habit if
your child can not name 3 vegetables and 3 fruits. hell I will accept french fries
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9)Do not comment on the amount I eat out and not cook home cook meals if
You count corndogs as homecooked,you count chicken nuggets fresh out of wal-mart's freezer section as home cooked, or if you dont include a vegetable
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10)Do not comment on the way my child talk (even "potty words")if
your child does not know that please and thank you are the magic words, you choose not to teach mam,sir, mr,and mrs. , and if your child does not know may I have instead of give me.
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11) Dont complain on the mess your child make if
your pregnant, You dont clean-up after yourself, or if you dont make your 45 yr old clean up his own room
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12)Don't complain to me that your husband /boyfriend is a asshole,hits you,or cheats if'
this is the 3rd time,or if he was a asshole before you married him
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13)Don't complain on the amount I read or how much I have my nose in a book if
you have trouble reading off the dollar menu at any given resturant
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The rules may change get shorter,or longer at any given time there are exception to every rule ,but not many
Friday, November 14, 2008
not working
As some people know I have alot of female problems, I bleed way to much, the doctor puts me on different birth control at different times to help. The newest one is the nuva ring I must say this one helps more than any other. One period a month, less bleeding, and I can poop. The last two months though They have been rough really really rough,I called the doctor and it will be the 1st of the year before I can be seen due to the massive amounts of pregnant women she has(something that happens after every hurricane I foresee lots of lil boys named gustva). Now I can see finding a new doctor, but she is the best I love her. So I guess I'll wait :(
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
trying out trader tuesday
Ok so I have my roast in the crock pot and it's smelling super yummy. This is something that comes with me from Bama ,and not so much from Louisiana. The reason I say this is because the only seasoning in it is salt and pepper ya know beside the small amount of bell pepper and onion Daniel insist upon.
My friends love my roast because it falls apart and no need for a knife to cut it. So here goes my makeshift recipe
1-roast (frozen)
1-hand full dice onion
1-hand full dice bell pepper
3- packs of McCormick brown gravy
3- cups of sliced carrots
3- cups of cubed potatoes(no can)
salt and pepper
ok now this is important make enough roux to fill a pint beer mug
open the 3 packs of McCormick's pour into another pint beer mug then fill with water
place half all ingredients (sans roast) into the bottom of a crock pot
including half of gravy and roux
salt and pepper mix (usually I sing this little light of mine 2 versus)
place roast on top
pour rest of ingredients
salt and pepper(I sing shake shake you groove thang)
cook the crap out of it
I set it up before bed and the smell usually wakes me up for a lil snack
My friends love my roast because it falls apart and no need for a knife to cut it. So here goes my makeshift recipe
1-roast (frozen)
1-hand full dice onion
1-hand full dice bell pepper
3- packs of McCormick brown gravy
3- cups of sliced carrots
3- cups of cubed potatoes(no can)
salt and pepper
ok now this is important make enough roux to fill a pint beer mug
open the 3 packs of McCormick's pour into another pint beer mug then fill with water
place half all ingredients (sans roast) into the bottom of a crock pot
including half of gravy and roux
salt and pepper mix (usually I sing this little light of mine 2 versus)
place roast on top
pour rest of ingredients
salt and pepper(I sing shake shake you groove thang)
cook the crap out of it
I set it up before bed and the smell usually wakes me up for a lil snack
Monday, November 10, 2008
It's monday
So Alexandria's party went off without a hitch no fights and the police only came once (neighbor of mine came for cake lol) But I did the most redneckish thing I've ever done in my life.
We had 2 big piles of tree/limbs in the yard from the hurricane , we had the party in between the 2 piles for a more halloweeny feel. I had the guest throw the garbage in the piles I mean come on I really had my guest throw the garbage in the yard oh well hindsight is great. Ally got tons of presents, guest ate tons of cheap food, kids had a blast so I guess it was a success
Now we live on a dead end street with very little traffic, at the front of the road they built a truck stop/gas station/diner now they have a beer cave Beer cave people how great is that . As dust set in on my 4th year as a momma I folded the seats down in my mini van open the hatch in the back loaded 5 kids 4 adults in the van and headed to the beer cave (now if any car seat Nazi's read this lay off we took a field most of the time whatever.) now we march a batman spider man Tinkerbell princess and a snow white in to the store bought them a chicken leg and we took a hike to the beer cave loaded with chicken and beer(see I told you redneckey)we let ally drive us back home (well Daniel helped with the pedals) god I love living in the country.
After 2 Min's (how long it takes to get home in a car) we unloaded the kids and popped a movie in grabbed my trusty baby monitor and headed back outside and lit pile one we had 2 visits from the cops (neighbor again his wife doesn't let him drink) the adults took turns checking on the kidlets by the time the fire died out the kids were asleep and we were out of beer so the men took off walking to find a beer cave to hunt for the ferocious Bud Light. 15 mins went by When we heard our men stumbling home (on foot because i wouldnt let them drive) The women folk ran to meet them to ice down their pray. We lit the last pile and contiuned our night
oh yeah go bama
We had 2 big piles of tree/limbs in the yard from the hurricane , we had the party in between the 2 piles for a more halloweeny feel. I had the guest throw the garbage in the piles I mean come on I really had my guest throw the garbage in the yard oh well hindsight is great. Ally got tons of presents, guest ate tons of cheap food, kids had a blast so I guess it was a success
Now we live on a dead end street with very little traffic, at the front of the road they built a truck stop/gas station/diner now they have a beer cave Beer cave people how great is that . As dust set in on my 4th year as a momma I folded the seats down in my mini van open the hatch in the back loaded 5 kids 4 adults in the van and headed to the beer cave (now if any car seat Nazi's read this lay off we took a field most of the time whatever.) now we march a batman spider man Tinkerbell princess and a snow white in to the store bought them a chicken leg and we took a hike to the beer cave loaded with chicken and beer(see I told you redneckey)we let ally drive us back home (well Daniel helped with the pedals) god I love living in the country.
After 2 Min's (how long it takes to get home in a car) we unloaded the kids and popped a movie in grabbed my trusty baby monitor and headed back outside and lit pile one we had 2 visits from the cops (neighbor again his wife doesn't let him drink) the adults took turns checking on the kidlets by the time the fire died out the kids were asleep and we were out of beer so the men took off walking to find a beer cave to hunt for the ferocious Bud Light. 15 mins went by When we heard our men stumbling home (on foot because i wouldnt let them drive) The women folk ran to meet them to ice down their pray. We lit the last pile and contiuned our night
oh yeah go bama
Thursday, November 6, 2008
BLAH
I'm so bored right now!!!
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Daniel came home today and he could have broke in and stole everything because I didnt wake up at all.
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Ally got bunkbeds for her birthday fun for her to climb a bitch to make
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Ally has a cough still going on from the last cold I called the doctor tuesday expecting to have to bring her in nope he called 3 meds in must be something going around too damn bad she's still coughing I swear co-pays are killing me
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I took a nap today
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Daniel came home today and he could have broke in and stole everything because I didnt wake up at all.
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Ally got bunkbeds for her birthday fun for her to climb a bitch to make
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Ally has a cough still going on from the last cold I called the doctor tuesday expecting to have to bring her in nope he called 3 meds in must be something going around too damn bad she's still coughing I swear co-pays are killing me
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I took a nap today
Sunday, November 2, 2008
overboard again
Ally's birthday is Saturday, It will be a halloween themed party I went overboard doing the after halloween sales. I think I spent 2x the amount I would have and everything I bought was half priced lol. I'm thinkink I can reuse half the crap next halloween.
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The last 5 days I spent reading the twilight series, These books seemed to suck me in like no other fiction books have ever been able to do, I'm excited for the movies to start. I found myself comparing the vampires in the twilight books to the vampires in true blood umm Vampires living in the real world miggling with the living wonder what the odds of that being close to the truth.
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Today at Ihop I hit the table to get Ally's attention not 5 mins. later A older man came to my table and started fussing at me lol so I stood up asked him to step back a few steps and preceeded to tell him how i'm sure Ihop apperciates him standing up for the rights of the table but if he was coming up to stand over me and fuss at how I raise my child he may go back to his table and mind his own business. He keep on so I told him it was his and people like him fault that lil kids run into the street and gets hit by a bus, it was their fault we have shootings at schools, and how we have young people running around like they were retarded because if the parents weren't so worried about nosy assholes like him they would displine when it was needed.Then I smiled at him and told him not to worry because my child wouldnt be his fault and he could have a nice day.
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hi mandy
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The last 5 days I spent reading the twilight series, These books seemed to suck me in like no other fiction books have ever been able to do, I'm excited for the movies to start. I found myself comparing the vampires in the twilight books to the vampires in true blood umm Vampires living in the real world miggling with the living wonder what the odds of that being close to the truth.
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Today at Ihop I hit the table to get Ally's attention not 5 mins. later A older man came to my table and started fussing at me lol so I stood up asked him to step back a few steps and preceeded to tell him how i'm sure Ihop apperciates him standing up for the rights of the table but if he was coming up to stand over me and fuss at how I raise my child he may go back to his table and mind his own business. He keep on so I told him it was his and people like him fault that lil kids run into the street and gets hit by a bus, it was their fault we have shootings at schools, and how we have young people running around like they were retarded because if the parents weren't so worried about nosy assholes like him they would displine when it was needed.Then I smiled at him and told him not to worry because my child wouldnt be his fault and he could have a nice day.
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hi mandy
Monday, October 27, 2008
yep
Today I was feeling pretty good. Went and helped my mom spend alot of money getting ready to move in to her new place.
My mom lives on a small budget due to disability so she when she went to the tile and carpet store, my mom straight up told the guy I want a deal she got a damn good deal . I seen some tile I liked and asked how much he looked at me ratty sick clothes (not really ratty ) pony tail daniel's hoodie at told me expensive. Dude I asked for a price not if it's expensive give me a damn dollar amount. Damn that was some expensive tile lol
oh and she picked out some butt ugly couches
get home and decided to finally put my home movies (8mm tapes) to dvd's not 1 but both of my camcorders broke how does that happen I must have some bad karma so I jumped online and donated some money to breast cancer awareness went to walmart and found a cheap camcorder on sale
My mom lives on a small budget due to disability so she when she went to the tile and carpet store, my mom straight up told the guy I want a deal she got a damn good deal . I seen some tile I liked and asked how much he looked at me ratty sick clothes (not really ratty ) pony tail daniel's hoodie at told me expensive. Dude I asked for a price not if it's expensive give me a damn dollar amount. Damn that was some expensive tile lol
oh and she picked out some butt ugly couches
get home and decided to finally put my home movies (8mm tapes) to dvd's not 1 but both of my camcorders broke how does that happen I must have some bad karma so I jumped online and donated some money to breast cancer awareness went to walmart and found a cheap camcorder on sale
Friday, October 24, 2008
new picture
I changed my picture because I got tired of seeing my face lol But here is the pumpkins we carved.
My loving child woke me up this morning to give me a cough drop She said I woke her up coughing .
I've been watching "scary"shows on tv like ghost hunters FAKE
Anyone not watching True Blood on HBO check it out
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
all by myself
So Daniel left a few hours ago. I have a massive flu like thing ,my voice is going out , AND MY LIST OF TO DO'S IS GETTING LONGER AND LONGER.
First of all is normal life to do's like buy dog food and stupid shit like that.
Then is trick or treating 2 of my friends gather at my in laws
(I swear thats a blog by itself) Eat hotdogs and trick or treat with the 5 kids at friends in laws and friendly neighbors (that we've known for years) then back to the in-laws to see if my crapalicous mil made it back home in thime to see her only grandchild prance around in her super girl glory. but before all that happens I yes ME have to make sure all 5 kids have glow lights reflective patches and all the safety crap.
Now my wonderful daughter decided that her 4th birthday was going to be a halloween party her birthday is nov. the 8th so the day after halloween I have to gather kids ,(yes kids because the halloween sleepover that started in high school still goes on but now its husbands kids and friends passed out on my living room floor) , hungover pissed off because the got woke up at the predetermined time adults in my van to do early halloween clearence shopping (yes I am that cheap) with my list fun times
I love birthday parties for kids that is but I'm not really feeling it this year, which makes me feel bad because ally is super excited I mean this child invited a complete stranger to her scary fun birthday party . I usually have little crafts set up for the kids, games,and crap like that. This year I have a pinata. next year I swear we're going somewhere were I only have to bring my check book
First of all is normal life to do's like buy dog food and stupid shit like that.
Then is trick or treating 2 of my friends gather at my in laws
(I swear thats a blog by itself) Eat hotdogs and trick or treat with the 5 kids at friends in laws and friendly neighbors (that we've known for years) then back to the in-laws to see if my crapalicous mil made it back home in thime to see her only grandchild prance around in her super girl glory. but before all that happens I yes ME have to make sure all 5 kids have glow lights reflective patches and all the safety crap.
Now my wonderful daughter decided that her 4th birthday was going to be a halloween party her birthday is nov. the 8th so the day after halloween I have to gather kids ,(yes kids because the halloween sleepover that started in high school still goes on but now its husbands kids and friends passed out on my living room floor) , hungover pissed off because the got woke up at the predetermined time adults in my van to do early halloween clearence shopping (yes I am that cheap) with my list fun times
I love birthday parties for kids that is but I'm not really feeling it this year, which makes me feel bad because ally is super excited I mean this child invited a complete stranger to her scary fun birthday party . I usually have little crafts set up for the kids, games,and crap like that. This year I have a pinata. next year I swear we're going somewhere were I only have to bring my check book
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Lafayette
This week was Daniel's schooling, so we were in lafayette all week in a small hotel room with only one bed .Ispent the days alone with Ally , and the nights helping Daniel study fun fun no really it was kinda fun.
For any poor sob reading this who may not know Louisiana is a state like no other. We eat alot, and all different kinds of food, maybe thats why so many fat people waddling around. We celebrate everything weddings, births, funerals, wednesdays it doesnt matter, Cat 4 hurricane heading for us cool lets party. The state is seperated into sub states just living in Louisiana isnt enough what part is what is important. And every sub state has it's own food ,accent, and celebrations. And unless your parents (both of them) was born and raised in louisiana you will always be that not from around here girl.
Damn I lost my point lol here is some high lights from my mini vaca
Monday- *lunch with daniel and ally
*walmart to buy a bed watched a big white dude get chased down and tackled by a petite lil cashier for shop lifting.
*dinner at the blue coyote not the best food and I burnt my arm preventing Ally from burning her arm
*sears to buy Ally some clothes since Daniel only packed enough for one outfit a day and we had the first potty accident in 5 months lol timing
Tuesday-
*lunch with daniel
*the zoo it was great me chasing ally around this hot small zoo fun lol where my damn stroller was no one knew
*Target ohh I bought the New New Kids on the Block Album lol my youth wet dream
*dinner at the incredible pizza place this place is like chucky cheese on crack this is the second time we've been here They have 4 dining rooms with different themes (basket ball court, drive in, Family dining, 50 cafe)
Wednesday
* lunch with daniel
*A trip to Sam's to do some birthday party shopping
at the check out The cashier asked me if I wanted a drink I couldnt decide if I should say mam or sir In the 2 secs it took me to decide to say yes'sm My loving child said :umm excuse me are you a boy or a girl " it took me 3 secs to pay and leave.
*trip to a pumpkin patch
*dinner at o'charleys yummy, not so yummy cotton candy cosmo's
thursday
*packing packing packing
*daniel got a 90 on his test
*lunch at logan road house
*lil more shopping
*home yey for like a hour then darts where we lost big time but tonight I got to bathe in my bathtub and I will sleep in my bed
I know I had lil funny stories to tell but i forgot
For any poor sob reading this who may not know Louisiana is a state like no other. We eat alot, and all different kinds of food, maybe thats why so many fat people waddling around. We celebrate everything weddings, births, funerals, wednesdays it doesnt matter, Cat 4 hurricane heading for us cool lets party. The state is seperated into sub states just living in Louisiana isnt enough what part is what is important. And every sub state has it's own food ,accent, and celebrations. And unless your parents (both of them) was born and raised in louisiana you will always be that not from around here girl.
Damn I lost my point lol here is some high lights from my mini vaca
Monday- *lunch with daniel and ally
*walmart to buy a bed watched a big white dude get chased down and tackled by a petite lil cashier for shop lifting.
*dinner at the blue coyote not the best food and I burnt my arm preventing Ally from burning her arm
*sears to buy Ally some clothes since Daniel only packed enough for one outfit a day and we had the first potty accident in 5 months lol timing
Tuesday-
*lunch with daniel
*the zoo it was great me chasing ally around this hot small zoo fun lol where my damn stroller was no one knew
*Target ohh I bought the New New Kids on the Block Album lol my youth wet dream
*dinner at the incredible pizza place this place is like chucky cheese on crack this is the second time we've been here They have 4 dining rooms with different themes (basket ball court, drive in, Family dining, 50 cafe)
Wednesday
* lunch with daniel
*A trip to Sam's to do some birthday party shopping
at the check out The cashier asked me if I wanted a drink I couldnt decide if I should say mam or sir In the 2 secs it took me to decide to say yes'sm My loving child said :umm excuse me are you a boy or a girl " it took me 3 secs to pay and leave.
*trip to a pumpkin patch
*dinner at o'charleys yummy, not so yummy cotton candy cosmo's
thursday
*packing packing packing
*daniel got a 90 on his test
*lunch at logan road house
*lil more shopping
*home yey for like a hour then darts where we lost big time but tonight I got to bathe in my bathtub and I will sleep in my bed
I know I had lil funny stories to tell but i forgot
Monday, October 6, 2008
Hurricane 12 THE FINAL CHAPTER
10AM 8/31
Had to hug my dad goodbye, He has to stay behind for after storm clean-up.He will be the one removing trees off power lines and such.I hate leaving him behind,I'm trying real hard not to cry.
10:16 am
I just got a few text from one of the apples. I love the bond the apples have formed :).
10:32am
This is my first experience with contraband good googlie mooglie it's a lil' freaky. We're planning on leaving the interstate, It's been way to long since I've gone to bama back road style
10:40am
OMG Only 40 mins into this flee for our lives, and we have to make a pit stop. I swear my mom has the bladder of a goldfish. Oh well smoke break lol. Ally is being an Angel doing this trip Singing along to Hannah Montana
stop one no plastic forks
12:08pm
We're in Mississippi, how we got here is a mystery lol. Every turn we want to make a cop is directing us the opposite way, seems like we're driving blind. Santa will be buying me a GPS system for Christmas
1:36pm
Traffic finally letting up a little . We stopped at Radio Shack to buy a car charger for Ally's DVD player. People was rushing in to buy batteries. I'm so bored
haha they had plastic forks
1:45pm
Daniel just asked me to pull his finger
3:26pm
Stopped for food at McDonald's by now I want to cut my ears off, riding in a car with Ally, Daniel, and my mom is torture.
McDonald's gave me a plastic fork collection=2
4:00pm
I have to pee
4:15pm
I have to pee
4:30pm
I wish I had a cup to pee in
5:04pm
Yey I peed Got me some beef jerky and boiled peanuts and.........
a plastic fork collection =3
6:20pm
a three hour trip took all effing day, but we're here finally. It's nice being out of the car, but I wanna go home
I think it's the uncertain of it all that has put me in this bad mood. I can't wait for tomorrow to be over. No cell phone service, so I'm out of contact with loved ones
9pm
Army wives just came on, but I'm going to bed to sleep off this bad mood. I hate my dad isn't here. I hate my mom is here. I hate over peppered corn. I hate the smell of gym shoes.
But I will think positive tomorrow I will eat Diary Queen . I will get cell phone service. I will find another plastic fork.
7:00am 9/01
Good Morning!!! I'm watching the weather channel the storm seems like it's hitting. Jim Cantore is in Houma. I'm a little worried, my town is so small it won't have any news coverage.
7:30am
I'm outside smoking, The pine trees are swaying, like only pine trees can. It's like a little old couple doing a dance they've done for ages. It's poetic,beautiful. The damage a pine could do if it snaps doing this dance is a little frightening, but spellbinding at the same time.
9:12am
My younger cousin came by we spoke before I left about my blogging and my search for plastic forks. She bought me a plastic fork, and asked if she could have a copy of my blogs and a interview for an extra credit project.
collection=4
12:16pm
It's still raining here so we're stuck inside. I spoke to my grandma still no word from my dad which is to be expected I'm ready to stick a plastic fork in my eye for entertainment. Ally is being super hyper. My mom is being super bitchy. my loving Husband is being super annoying. i just wanna run away.
5:01pm
Another over peppered dinner yummy
6:??pm
Had Ally in the bathtub, and washing dishes at the same time, I asked Daniel to get Ally out of the tub He told me "but honey I'm still at work" asshole
9:00pm
another early night
11:00pm
Now 30 mins ago I was in bed reading , ally is asleep with my mom , Daniel slides into bed start kissing me went to take my shirt off I smiled sweetly and told him:but honey you're not home yet"
7:16am 9/2
Finally got word from home. Some major damage down my road a big limb went through my mom's trailer, the wind blew part of one of my cousins roof off. So far no real damage to my place one tree down gazebo flew away my dad is riding around looking at everything dumbass. Wonder how my friends are.
we're heading back tomorrow to help with the cleanup fun times.
10am
Super Hyper Ally just played in mud puddles, and found a dog she named sparkles . no way in hell are we bringing this dog home, no matter what Daniel says. I really need to have my eye brows done, maybe on the way home.
12:32
DIARY Queen There is a GOD I'm in heaven
collection=5
5:45pm
Is pepper the only season these people use? I wonder if they have stock in tums?
7:00pm
My cousin Is coming to copy my notes haha feels like high school
the rest was written in a different notebook for those wondering it is a hannan montana notebook don't envy me
1:52 pm 9/3
must have packed my other notebook in the suitcase We are still in bama kissing kin folks and all. We stopped at walmart to pick up supplies in Saraland. Pulling into the parking lot we see a lady having a seizure. What came after is a blur, but I remember me , and my mom jumping out of the van mid-stopping I called 911 and for anyone who have never called 911 before they ask stupid questions.
911-this is 911 what is your emergency
me- I'm at walmart in saraland a woman is having a seizure in the parking
911- what is the address
me- Um I dont know the address
911- Well mam how can we send help without the address
me- Saraland only has one walmart send help there
911- what is the lady name
me- no idea
911- Mam can you ask her
me- no I can not she is in the middle of a seizure
911- how old is she
me- um I dont know her
911- well mam I need a age please guess
me- (I'm fed up by now , while talking to this lady on the phone i've had to stop 3 cars from hitting her and my mom) she's 34 and a half her name is jenny and she needs a fucking ambulance
911- thank you mam help is on the way click
her husband came out of the store at the police was pulling in after they loaded "jenny"into the ambulance he asked what he could do to thank us .....my mom asked for a plastic fork lol
collection=6
2:00pm
Intersate is getting a lil crowed and my mom's back is hurting I foresee many pit stops.
3:03pm
We're driving thru Mississippi, billboards are ripped up trees are down , and the closer we get to louisiana the worst it is. The only cars we see has La plates All the faces serious.
3:22pm
Hope Mandy is keeping a eye on Hanna hope she bought plastic forks.
4:00pm
Stopped at a gas station and what did I see a women in the back of a pick up truck eatting potty meat with a plastic fork lol
5:00pm
home
now the weeks that followed was different
no lights for a week or so
spent a couple days at the inlaws
on Sept. 5th daniel went back to work
Sept 6th was our 5th anniversay
went about a month without cable phone or internet (not counting the 1 day and 2 hours we did have service lol)
Had to hug my dad goodbye, He has to stay behind for after storm clean-up.He will be the one removing trees off power lines and such.I hate leaving him behind,I'm trying real hard not to cry.
10:16 am
I just got a few text from one of the apples. I love the bond the apples have formed :).
10:32am
This is my first experience with contraband good googlie mooglie it's a lil' freaky. We're planning on leaving the interstate, It's been way to long since I've gone to bama back road style
10:40am
OMG Only 40 mins into this flee for our lives, and we have to make a pit stop. I swear my mom has the bladder of a goldfish. Oh well smoke break lol. Ally is being an Angel doing this trip Singing along to Hannah Montana
stop one no plastic forks
12:08pm
We're in Mississippi, how we got here is a mystery lol. Every turn we want to make a cop is directing us the opposite way, seems like we're driving blind. Santa will be buying me a GPS system for Christmas
1:36pm
Traffic finally letting up a little . We stopped at Radio Shack to buy a car charger for Ally's DVD player. People was rushing in to buy batteries. I'm so bored
haha they had plastic forks
1:45pm
Daniel just asked me to pull his finger
3:26pm
Stopped for food at McDonald's by now I want to cut my ears off, riding in a car with Ally, Daniel, and my mom is torture.
McDonald's gave me a plastic fork collection=2
4:00pm
I have to pee
4:15pm
I have to pee
4:30pm
I wish I had a cup to pee in
5:04pm
Yey I peed Got me some beef jerky and boiled peanuts and.........
a plastic fork collection =3
6:20pm
a three hour trip took all effing day, but we're here finally. It's nice being out of the car, but I wanna go home
I think it's the uncertain of it all that has put me in this bad mood. I can't wait for tomorrow to be over. No cell phone service, so I'm out of contact with loved ones
9pm
Army wives just came on, but I'm going to bed to sleep off this bad mood. I hate my dad isn't here. I hate my mom is here. I hate over peppered corn. I hate the smell of gym shoes.
But I will think positive tomorrow I will eat Diary Queen . I will get cell phone service. I will find another plastic fork.
7:00am 9/01
Good Morning!!! I'm watching the weather channel the storm seems like it's hitting. Jim Cantore is in Houma. I'm a little worried, my town is so small it won't have any news coverage.
7:30am
I'm outside smoking, The pine trees are swaying, like only pine trees can. It's like a little old couple doing a dance they've done for ages. It's poetic,beautiful. The damage a pine could do if it snaps doing this dance is a little frightening, but spellbinding at the same time.
9:12am
My younger cousin came by we spoke before I left about my blogging and my search for plastic forks. She bought me a plastic fork, and asked if she could have a copy of my blogs and a interview for an extra credit project.
collection=4
12:16pm
It's still raining here so we're stuck inside. I spoke to my grandma still no word from my dad which is to be expected I'm ready to stick a plastic fork in my eye for entertainment. Ally is being super hyper. My mom is being super bitchy. my loving Husband is being super annoying. i just wanna run away.
5:01pm
Another over peppered dinner yummy
6:??pm
Had Ally in the bathtub, and washing dishes at the same time, I asked Daniel to get Ally out of the tub He told me "but honey I'm still at work" asshole
9:00pm
another early night
11:00pm
Now 30 mins ago I was in bed reading , ally is asleep with my mom , Daniel slides into bed start kissing me went to take my shirt off I smiled sweetly and told him:but honey you're not home yet"
7:16am 9/2
Finally got word from home. Some major damage down my road a big limb went through my mom's trailer, the wind blew part of one of my cousins roof off. So far no real damage to my place one tree down gazebo flew away my dad is riding around looking at everything dumbass. Wonder how my friends are.
we're heading back tomorrow to help with the cleanup fun times.
10am
Super Hyper Ally just played in mud puddles, and found a dog she named sparkles . no way in hell are we bringing this dog home, no matter what Daniel says. I really need to have my eye brows done, maybe on the way home.
12:32
DIARY Queen There is a GOD I'm in heaven
collection=5
5:45pm
Is pepper the only season these people use? I wonder if they have stock in tums?
7:00pm
My cousin Is coming to copy my notes haha feels like high school
the rest was written in a different notebook for those wondering it is a hannan montana notebook don't envy me
1:52 pm 9/3
must have packed my other notebook in the suitcase We are still in bama kissing kin folks and all. We stopped at walmart to pick up supplies in Saraland. Pulling into the parking lot we see a lady having a seizure. What came after is a blur, but I remember me , and my mom jumping out of the van mid-stopping I called 911 and for anyone who have never called 911 before they ask stupid questions.
911-this is 911 what is your emergency
me- I'm at walmart in saraland a woman is having a seizure in the parking
911- what is the address
me- Um I dont know the address
911- Well mam how can we send help without the address
me- Saraland only has one walmart send help there
911- what is the lady name
me- no idea
911- Mam can you ask her
me- no I can not she is in the middle of a seizure
911- how old is she
me- um I dont know her
911- well mam I need a age please guess
me- (I'm fed up by now , while talking to this lady on the phone i've had to stop 3 cars from hitting her and my mom) she's 34 and a half her name is jenny and she needs a fucking ambulance
911- thank you mam help is on the way click
her husband came out of the store at the police was pulling in after they loaded "jenny"into the ambulance he asked what he could do to thank us .....my mom asked for a plastic fork lol
collection=6
2:00pm
Intersate is getting a lil crowed and my mom's back is hurting I foresee many pit stops.
3:03pm
We're driving thru Mississippi, billboards are ripped up trees are down , and the closer we get to louisiana the worst it is. The only cars we see has La plates All the faces serious.
3:22pm
Hope Mandy is keeping a eye on Hanna hope she bought plastic forks.
4:00pm
Stopped at a gas station and what did I see a women in the back of a pick up truck eatting potty meat with a plastic fork lol
5:00pm
home
now the weeks that followed was different
no lights for a week or so
spent a couple days at the inlaws
on Sept. 5th daniel went back to work
Sept 6th was our 5th anniversay
went about a month without cable phone or internet (not counting the 1 day and 2 hours we did have service lol)
Saturday, October 4, 2008
new month
Ok it's October I have high hopes,that I can get though this month without drama.
Last month I made it though 2 hurricanes, 1 death and alot of stress. I did keep a notebook doing the hurricane but so how I lost it oh well
Last month I made it though 2 hurricanes, 1 death and alot of stress. I did keep a notebook doing the hurricane but so how I lost it oh well
Sunday, August 31, 2008
hurricane part 11
about to pack my laptop roads are closing i'm no longer numb i've moved to scared again I hate leaving i hate not knowing
Saturday, August 30, 2008
hurricane part 10
I've done it. I'm ready to leave tomorrow the house is semi clean, yard is picked up, van is cleaned and packed, and clothes for tomorrow all laid out. the only thing I will have to pack is my laptop and my dumplings.
I havent watched the weather channel for a few hours, no idea if the bastard turned into a cat 5 yet no idea how close it is to the gulf
I'm no longer scared I'm numb daniel came home and played on the computer while I ran around doing everything then he got his stuff together he packed more clothes than I packed for me and ally both i wonder how long he thinks we will be gone or if in the back of his mind he's thinking what we pack may be all we have left ...................................
I'm determined that this post will have no mention of plastic forks no mention how watching nagin on t.v pisses me off so much I wanted to jab a plastic fork in his eye and twist
I may write one more blog tomorrow before I leave but while i'm gone I will keep a note book with me
along the way I may also stop at different stores to see if they have the unmention item:)
I havent watched the weather channel for a few hours, no idea if the bastard turned into a cat 5 yet no idea how close it is to the gulf
I'm no longer scared I'm numb daniel came home and played on the computer while I ran around doing everything then he got his stuff together he packed more clothes than I packed for me and ally both i wonder how long he thinks we will be gone or if in the back of his mind he's thinking what we pack may be all we have left ...................................
I'm determined that this post will have no mention of plastic forks no mention how watching nagin on t.v pisses me off so much I wanted to jab a plastic fork in his eye and twist
I may write one more blog tomorrow before I leave but while i'm gone I will keep a note book with me
along the way I may also stop at different stores to see if they have the unmention item:)
hurricane part9
daniel's home i've gotten of my lazy ass and packed my and ally's clothes hopefully I packed way to much
We narrowed ally's toys down to a couple hundred packed in the van
the van is still dirty the yard is still a mess but progress has been made
the picture are off the wall and stuck in the washer and dryer in the process of slowly tacking thick blankets to the windows to minimized glass in case a window breaks
we're looking kinda rednecky now lol but at least we have plastic forks i guess i should have bought some potty meat and spam
We narrowed ally's toys down to a couple hundred packed in the van
the van is still dirty the yard is still a mess but progress has been made
the picture are off the wall and stuck in the washer and dryer in the process of slowly tacking thick blankets to the windows to minimized glass in case a window breaks
we're looking kinda rednecky now lol but at least we have plastic forks i guess i should have bought some potty meat and spam
hurricane 7
i told ally to pack her special toys yeah that wasnt a good idea everything is special I need a uhaul
daniel still isnt home be he is now on the road but as he has to go though nola it's going to be slow
my blur of busy has been a blur of lazy I need someone to kick me in the ass and turn off the weather channel
daniel still isnt home be he is now on the road but as he has to go though nola it's going to be slow
my blur of busy has been a blur of lazy I need someone to kick me in the ass and turn off the weather channel
hurricane 6
its Hammmer Time today is the last day and i've done nothing I will be a blur of busy today I must clean the van the house the yard and pack
My dad will come to help clean the yard daniel is still in Venice. o I will have to do the majority of it alone.
I have he important things packed scrapbooks, phots, disk, potant papers, cigarettes, beer, my crown bottle full of change, and of course my plastic forks.
they worst to pack for will be ally what to bring??? If we come home and all is well then it will seem like I over packed. But if we come home to the worst what if I dont pack enough,, I worry about I don't know if she will remember her life what toys will she want to keep and have if we come home to nothing. yeah she will be safe but....................................
My dad will come to help clean the yard daniel is still in Venice. o I will have to do the majority of it alone.
I have he important things packed scrapbooks, phots, disk, potant papers, cigarettes, beer, my crown bottle full of change, and of course my plastic forks.
they worst to pack for will be ally what to bring??? If we come home and all is well then it will seem like I over packed. But if we come home to the worst what if I dont pack enough,, I worry about I don't know if she will remember her life what toys will she want to keep and have if we come home to nothing. yeah she will be safe but....................................
hurricane part5b
The phone rings right after I hung up with daniel, I'm in my pj's lying in bed reading a trashy romance novel(hey i get them for free don't judge) The first ring woke ally up she screams which makes me scream .
It was daniel
me: hello
daniel: I fucked up baby
me: (remembering the phone call early one morning when he crashed into the end of a 18 wheeler) OhMyGodwhathappenareyoualrightI'mcomingtogetyou (now I wrote this as one word because this is how it came out)
daniel: calm down i'm alright I just left the keys on the rig Allen (his boss still on the rig) he's going to bring them to me at around 6:30am when he gets off the rig
me: (still in panic mode) i'm coming to get you
daniel: no the car is parked here in venice the car will flood I want to drive it home I'm going to nap on the boat call me at 5 to wake me up,k
me: ok babe love you
daniel: love ya to babe you can wait on the plastic forks right????
me: shut up stupid love ya
It was daniel
me: hello
daniel: I fucked up baby
me: (remembering the phone call early one morning when he crashed into the end of a 18 wheeler) OhMyGodwhathappenareyoualrightI'mcomingtogetyou (now I wrote this as one word because this is how it came out)
daniel: calm down i'm alright I just left the keys on the rig Allen (his boss still on the rig) he's going to bring them to me at around 6:30am when he gets off the rig
me: (still in panic mode) i'm coming to get you
daniel: no the car is parked here in venice the car will flood I want to drive it home I'm going to nap on the boat call me at 5 to wake me up,k
me: ok babe love you
daniel: love ya to babe you can wait on the plastic forks right????
me: shut up stupid love ya
Friday, August 29, 2008
hurricane part 5 i think
So I got a phone call from daniel he's coming home yey he was on the boat that brings him from the rig to the dock when he called..........I was so happy to hear from him updated him on drama, updated him on alaska ,filled him in on the plastic fork senerio, and told him the plans.
then he asked if I wanted him to pick up plastic forks on his way home gotta love him
then he asked if I wanted him to pick up plastic forks on his way home gotta love him
hurricane part 4
A opposite shift co worker of Daniel called wanting to know if he was home umm no he wants to come and get me and ally just in case daniel doesnt make it home saying I needed some one with me while we wait and see HELLO thats sweet but i've been a o/s wife longer than you've been a o/s worker so i'm good
UMM FOLKS I HAVE FOUND PLASTIC FORKS
UMM FOLKS I HAVE FOUND PLASTIC FORKS
hurricane part 3
short and sweet but what should I bring
scrapbooks check
photo albums check
photo disk check
important papers check
cigarettes(since right now i'm smoking more than a train) check
beer (going to a dry county) check
child maybe
husband no clue
plastic forks big fat fucking no
clothes check
my beloved cabbage patch doll i've had since i was 3 check
side note my small town of Tickfaw out of gas
scrapbooks check
photo albums check
photo disk check
important papers check
cigarettes(since right now i'm smoking more than a train) check
beer (going to a dry county) check
child maybe
husband no clue
plastic forks big fat fucking no
clothes check
my beloved cabbage patch doll i've had since i was 3 check
side note my small town of Tickfaw out of gas
hurricane part 2.......
I went today and picked up my contacts in Covington ,My reasoning is that they are paid for and if the hurricane blows away the non chain building I didnt want to lose my money. That led me to JCpenny's to return a pair of pants then to target for a coffee . For how busy our "City of Hammond" is thats how dead Covington is no rushing around no long lines no plastic forks. I wanting to be parpared for the hurricane picked up some supplies ,water, batteries, pop tarts chips, little debbie cakes , apple sauce, beer, and 2 cases of cokes (notice the lack of potty meat, spam and equally nasty things because even if I was going to buy them they were out)
Alot of things are running through my head where to go what to pack how long will I be gone will they have plastic forks??
WHAT IF i LIVE without hearing from daniel, what if I come home to nothing??? for some reason this storm is freaking me out more than katrina (btw happy anniversay Katrina)
The plan for now is to head to Bama I ahve alot to do today and tomorrow but i'm glued to the weather channel jumping everytime the phone rings
Alot of things are running through my head where to go what to pack how long will I be gone will they have plastic forks??
WHAT IF i LIVE without hearing from daniel, what if I come home to nothing??? for some reason this storm is freaking me out more than katrina (btw happy anniversay Katrina)
The plan for now is to head to Bama I ahve alot to do today and tomorrow but i'm glued to the weather channel jumping everytime the phone rings
alaska
the last few weeks i've been all about alsaka as strange as that seems. I'm anti lsu (really to be different) I googled alaska college football teams and found the sea wolves GEAUX SEAWOLVES thats gonna be my team this year lol . 2 days ago a friend called to tell me her and her husband is going to ALASKA for a work class awesome bring me a shirt home.Yesterday my uncle in Lafayette called to see if we wanted to run from the storm with him, he's going bear hunting in ALASKA sweet bring me a seawolve hat home. then today my president to be Mccain anounced his running mate the governor of ALASKA if i wasnt going to vote for him before now I know for sure it's a sign I tell you
Thursday, August 28, 2008
getting ready for a hurricane
So early next week we may be in for a hurricane. I hate the word may what can you do about may? Living in Louisiana for as long as I have I know the drill buy water, batteries ,can food (your know the crap no one ever eats), first aide kit.
Now my husband is somewhere in the gulf not the safest place to be, I live in a small trailer (I refuse to call them mobile homes its a trailer)not the safest place to be lol.
I went to walmart today to buy some things big mistake it was crazy but seeing how i just wanted to buy some plastic forks i thought run in and run out, They were out of plastic forks what the fuck where in any hurricane plan does it mention plastic forks ???
My plan for now is to wait and see I have no plans to ride gustav out in my trailer eatting my potty meat. So if it wants to come my way the bastard will have to find me
to be continued......................................
Now my husband is somewhere in the gulf not the safest place to be, I live in a small trailer (I refuse to call them mobile homes its a trailer)not the safest place to be lol.
I went to walmart today to buy some things big mistake it was crazy but seeing how i just wanted to buy some plastic forks i thought run in and run out, They were out of plastic forks what the fuck where in any hurricane plan does it mention plastic forks ???
My plan for now is to wait and see I have no plans to ride gustav out in my trailer eatting my potty meat. So if it wants to come my way the bastard will have to find me
to be continued......................................
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Bad dog parents
Now I dont believe that dogs are kids, but how much you must suck as a human being to be a bad dog parent? My next door neighbors who happen to be kin, got yet another dog this one they let run loose , by running loose I mean come to my house and eat ally's toys.I'm at this point more willing to move then talk to them about it again, at this point I'm out around 60 bucks in cheap plastic toys, a dora patio set, 2 plastic totes, and a bag of dog food.
Now at the beginning of the drama I keep changing my mood on myspace to reflect what the dog ate at the time she wrote me a nice message about how she didnt like it and she was going to write that i was a bisexual bitch lol ok I'm scared now lol Hence the name change to Krystal the bisexual bitch now while she was being big and bad over the internet instead of walking the 4 steps it would take to be in my yard I was laughing because she was using my internet thanks to the wireless router i have
after the name change she wrote back saying she was going to be the bigger person ummm hello can you be the bigger person if you say your going to be the bigger person???? lol The dog is going to disappear unharmed soon real soon.
Now at the beginning of the drama I keep changing my mood on myspace to reflect what the dog ate at the time she wrote me a nice message about how she didnt like it and she was going to write that i was a bisexual bitch lol ok I'm scared now lol Hence the name change to Krystal the bisexual bitch now while she was being big and bad over the internet instead of walking the 4 steps it would take to be in my yard I was laughing because she was using my internet thanks to the wireless router i have
after the name change she wrote back saying she was going to be the bigger person ummm hello can you be the bigger person if you say your going to be the bigger person???? lol The dog is going to disappear unharmed soon real soon.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Five reasons not to go out on a Friday night
1) crazy busy
2)long lines
3) 13 yr olds acting grown
4) grown folks acting like a 13 yr old
5)Like Oh My God your shirt is like totally cute, You're like way pretty
2)long lines
3) 13 yr olds acting grown
4) grown folks acting like a 13 yr old
5)Like Oh My God your shirt is like totally cute, You're like way pretty
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Date Night
So we had a few hours alone this evening don't ask how that happened because I have no idea.
My loving (and sometimes assholish) husband asked me on a date .........awww
we went to a sushi place to eat dinner, I've come to know that Daniel loves to order starters plus a huge meal added to that my diiner and our drinks and for 2 people the tab comes to around 50 so tonight I didnt order food since we were going to eat the same thing I just shared with him both got a belly full and only spent 27 amazing
After dinner we went to the movies we got popcorn and a first for us added ranch powder to it AMAZING. Well we saw Mirrors it was semi scary, but more jumpy It was a good movie if you set aside iron clad rules about God and the Devil , since I have no iron clad rules (at all) I enjoyed he hell out of the movie which included alot of hiding my eyes in my husband's big shoulders
we finished the night by hitting Target and buying me a new purse which right now I have a love hate thing going, and getting a coffee
I have to say I'm loving these laid back days they dont come aroud often
My loving (and sometimes assholish) husband asked me on a date .........awww
we went to a sushi place to eat dinner, I've come to know that Daniel loves to order starters plus a huge meal added to that my diiner and our drinks and for 2 people the tab comes to around 50 so tonight I didnt order food since we were going to eat the same thing I just shared with him both got a belly full and only spent 27 amazing
After dinner we went to the movies we got popcorn and a first for us added ranch powder to it AMAZING. Well we saw Mirrors it was semi scary, but more jumpy It was a good movie if you set aside iron clad rules about God and the Devil , since I have no iron clad rules (at all) I enjoyed he hell out of the movie which included alot of hiding my eyes in my husband's big shoulders
we finished the night by hitting Target and buying me a new purse which right now I have a love hate thing going, and getting a coffee
I have to say I'm loving these laid back days they dont come aroud often
peaceful
Like always as soon as Daniel comes home peace suddenly falls around us, any ongoing fights suddenly dissappears lol. Since Daniel came home I've been busy between cooking cleaning and the gym the days seem to go by to fast.
Daniel's birthday is the 22nd ,he wants clothes so
Monday we are suppose to go to Baton Rouge to hit the "good"malls, I need a new purse maybe I'll look then. By some luck the parents night out at the gym is also on the 22nd so we'll have 4 hours of Adult time to do whatever with.
Daniel's birthday is the 22nd ,he wants clothes so
Monday we are suppose to go to Baton Rouge to hit the "good"malls, I need a new purse maybe I'll look then. By some luck the parents night out at the gym is also on the 22nd so we'll have 4 hours of Adult time to do whatever with.
Monday, August 11, 2008
yep yep
Today was the day I come to realize I'm not crazy. It's everyone else real life, Internet, friend, stranger it doesn't matter. In the past I figured it couldn't be the whole world so it had to be me.
From people wearing full on make-up to the gym, To my mom's for attention heart attack I'm surrounded by crazies
From people wearing full on make-up to the gym, To my mom's for attention heart attack I'm surrounded by crazies
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Today was smooth
I expected today to be rough. With me taking my grandma to town, after the big family blowup, I was thinking Ally was going to be whiny with Daniel leaving last night, and then the first game of darts for the season. With all that I expected today to be horrible, but nope quite and peaceful. I didn't talk a whole lot so not to stir shit back up, had a nice little talk with my pretend "brother" and felt a whole lot better
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Dear Diary,
Dear Diary,
Getting Ally's hair cut may have been a mistake, or maybe a learning experience. Friday we took her to Fantastic Sams to make the whack, she took it hard she loved her hair but disliked the washing brushing fixing process. So between Friday and last night I've been struggling to relearn to fix hair it never looking quite right. Last night while washing her hair I really looked at it (let me say I'm not one for small details) It was cut on a slant like one side was 1-2 inches longer WTF!!!!!
So this morning I go to Fantastic Sams to complain 3 of the 4 stylist were there again one being the butcher. I wait to speak to the butcher. I explain the mistake. The other repeat stylist comment on how still she was in the chair. The butcher calls me a liar and she didn't cut her hair despite 2 stylist remember us being there. So I calmly ask to speak to the manger (the whole time wondering if I could reach the shears and jab her eyes out for calling me a liar) The butcher looked at me and smiled "I'm the fucking manger" now what came out of my mouth may have been a little crude, maybe a little harsh but felt really good. "If you are the fucking manger the you should know how to cut hair bitch" needless to say I'm no longer allowed in Fantastic Sams
Not wanting my sweet angel to walk around looking like a lopsided beggar child, I head across the street to Super Cuts simple tell the lady even it up, now i went to High School with this "stylist" she goes on and on about how uneven it is, and starts cutting. Now in the process losses an earring she pulled out of Ally's ear, scraped the back of her neck to the point of bleeding. By this time I have an headache from all the kids screaming in there (must have been a back to school rush) I pay the lady hey she did give me a 3 dollar off for drawing blood. We went to lunch Daniel walks to the bathroom happens to look at Ally's hair WTF is is now slanting the other way.
Daniel in his wisdom doesn't want me Banned from yet another hair place drive to walmart to yet again have Ally's hair cut. We tell our hair cutting hell to the stylist showing Ally's scrape one earring and begged her to just make it even, Afterwards we check (yes I know should have checked the first 2 times ) Go to pay the lady she didn't even charge us for the haircut, so we tipped her nicely and went home.
Where ally gets gum stuck in her hair, Daniel worked for almost 2 hours because he refused to go though that again.
But Ally is now a haircut getting pro.................................
Getting Ally's hair cut may have been a mistake, or maybe a learning experience. Friday we took her to Fantastic Sams to make the whack, she took it hard she loved her hair but disliked the washing brushing fixing process. So between Friday and last night I've been struggling to relearn to fix hair it never looking quite right. Last night while washing her hair I really looked at it (let me say I'm not one for small details) It was cut on a slant like one side was 1-2 inches longer WTF!!!!!
So this morning I go to Fantastic Sams to complain 3 of the 4 stylist were there again one being the butcher. I wait to speak to the butcher. I explain the mistake. The other repeat stylist comment on how still she was in the chair. The butcher calls me a liar and she didn't cut her hair despite 2 stylist remember us being there. So I calmly ask to speak to the manger (the whole time wondering if I could reach the shears and jab her eyes out for calling me a liar) The butcher looked at me and smiled "I'm the fucking manger" now what came out of my mouth may have been a little crude, maybe a little harsh but felt really good. "If you are the fucking manger the you should know how to cut hair bitch" needless to say I'm no longer allowed in Fantastic Sams
Not wanting my sweet angel to walk around looking like a lopsided beggar child, I head across the street to Super Cuts simple tell the lady even it up, now i went to High School with this "stylist" she goes on and on about how uneven it is, and starts cutting. Now in the process losses an earring she pulled out of Ally's ear, scraped the back of her neck to the point of bleeding. By this time I have an headache from all the kids screaming in there (must have been a back to school rush) I pay the lady hey she did give me a 3 dollar off for drawing blood. We went to lunch Daniel walks to the bathroom happens to look at Ally's hair WTF is is now slanting the other way.
Daniel in his wisdom doesn't want me Banned from yet another hair place drive to walmart to yet again have Ally's hair cut. We tell our hair cutting hell to the stylist showing Ally's scrape one earring and begged her to just make it even, Afterwards we check (yes I know should have checked the first 2 times ) Go to pay the lady she didn't even charge us for the haircut, so we tipped her nicely and went home.
Where ally gets gum stuck in her hair, Daniel worked for almost 2 hours because he refused to go though that again.
But Ally is now a haircut getting pro.................................
It's that time
Daniel just left for work today, he will be gone for two weeks. It's always bittersweet when he leaves I love he has a job, I also love my time , but at the same time it feels like I'm a single mom, and I only get visitations from him. For the next two weeks if ally gets sick, something breaks, decisions need to be mad Its all me.
Also the day after is the worst for Ally, she's extra clingy ,emotional ,and sensitive. She knows where her dad is and when he will be back, but I still think it's a little of an abandonment issue for her.
Also the day after is the worst for Ally, she's extra clingy ,emotional ,and sensitive. She knows where her dad is and when he will be back, but I still think it's a little of an abandonment issue for her.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Saturday, March 8, 2008
It was horrible
Yep the party in the mud was horrible. The birthday boy was a brat, the guest were for the lack of a better word stupid, I stayed for as long as I could before I left. I dont care who birthday it is, Ally will never act like he did today without being punished. Wondering how school will go for him??? Maybe he'll do good,(thats my wishful thinking for the day:))
Friday, March 7, 2008
yep
life is good keeps running though my mind for no reason what so ever could it be my brain is a little sarcastic also? No really things are starting to look up in my neck of the woods except for the fact tomorrow I'm required to bring ally to a birthday party located in a biig mud puddle in 58 degree weather. Wonder If i can show up drop off the gift and sneak out. well see
Sunday, February 3, 2008
well here it is
I've been dealing with snot way to long. my lil dumpling is sick and snotty, or maybe she's snotty because she is sick i dont know anymore lol. well sickness makes the whinnying 10x worst , the whinnying is making my bitchiness 10x worst.
Well besides being sick she is signing the abc song over and over and freaking over again it went from wow to cute to humm to please shut up to omg stick a fork in my eye please. I guess that is what i get for having a high fence pisser lol.
Did you know in kindergarder they must learn to write their makes my daughter has 10 letters in her frst name oops i guess that'll be one more thing she hates me for.
Well besides being sick she is signing the abc song over and over and freaking over again it went from wow to cute to humm to please shut up to omg stick a fork in my eye please. I guess that is what i get for having a high fence pisser lol.
Did you know in kindergarder they must learn to write their makes my daughter has 10 letters in her frst name oops i guess that'll be one more thing she hates me for.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
test
i'm still trying to figure this stuff out ,and not real sure where it's going to post so i guess this is a test
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