I'm trying to be upbeat about everything but this is the first hoilday Daniel missed oh well I was not invited to Thanksgiving at the in laws, But I was guilted into going anyways no idea how that happened.
what i'm thankful for
1 Ally
2 I'm not pregnant
3) Daniel
4) health
5) crablegs
So Thanksgiving always turn in to Black friday even if you dont go you look at the papers It's amazing to me that little gentle ladies turn it to the grabbing machines willing to push anyone out of the way for the last 1.50 towel I like to watch,But of course my cheap ass was there grabbing $20.00 500 thread count sheets with the rest, but i did grab for a pregnant stranger and a little old lady so I didnt feel so bad that I wiggled my way around the fools fighting for them
oh yeah why do nobody seem to remember that they have stuff on the shelves?? only 8 leapsters in the middle check where they sell them at you'll be amazed I had all my :big" ticket items in the buggy before they cut the wrapping off the sale items and by 5:16 I was heading out the autootive door (yeah I dont stand in those other lines) I did walk out with everything on my list for only 88 bucks to bad most of it was for me and not for christmas lol entertainment well worth the small scratch I recieved walking into the shelve (I didnt have my glasses on lol
Friday, November 28, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
crazy eights
I got tagged by Mandy (still don't know how to do the links)
8 Things I look forward to
1)seeing the twilight movie
2)Daniel coming home
3) going to Bama t pick up Starla
4) Ally starting school next year
5) Seeing the doctor for my ear lol
6) parents night out at the gym
7) Having Ally pick up the donation toy
8) cornbread dressing
8 Things on my wish list
1) GPS
2) a new cookbook
3) FAmily Fun
4) world peace
5) For Ally to stop asking for everything she sees
6)New Clothes
7) New black heels and a place to wear them to
8)My earrings (u know the ones daniel)
8 tv shows I watch
1)house
2) days of our lives
3) biggest loser
4) bones
5)ghost whisper
6) Law and Order SVU
7) Monk
8) My Name is Earl
8 thinks that happen yesterday
1) went to the gym in holey pants
2) went to lunch with Lisa
3) Went to walmart
4) Daniel finally made it to the rig
5) bought meds at walgreens
6) got Ally to take a nap
7)I scrapbooked
8) Made a doctor appointment
8 Things I look forward to
1)seeing the twilight movie
2)Daniel coming home
3) going to Bama t pick up Starla
4) Ally starting school next year
5) Seeing the doctor for my ear lol
6) parents night out at the gym
7) Having Ally pick up the donation toy
8) cornbread dressing
8 Things on my wish list
1) GPS
2) a new cookbook
3) FAmily Fun
4) world peace
5) For Ally to stop asking for everything she sees
6)New Clothes
7) New black heels and a place to wear them to
8)My earrings (u know the ones daniel)
8 tv shows I watch
1)house
2) days of our lives
3) biggest loser
4) bones
5)ghost whisper
6) Law and Order SVU
7) Monk
8) My Name is Earl
8 thinks that happen yesterday
1) went to the gym in holey pants
2) went to lunch with Lisa
3) Went to walmart
4) Daniel finally made it to the rig
5) bought meds at walgreens
6) got Ally to take a nap
7)I scrapbooked
8) Made a doctor appointment
Friday, November 21, 2008
so I went back to the gym
today, I haven't washed clothes in awhile so I threw on my old comfy pants. well it was uneventful right up to the point i switch to another machine and this guy was ogling me. OK sometimes I want to be ogled but not while I'm sweating, nasty, and lets admit it a Lil sweaty. I was just about to get up and smack this guy when I bent down to pick up my water bottle and notice not only did I have a huge ass hole in the private down there area I was wearing my bottom of the drawer need to throw away almost see Thur panties. So I slowly got up shot a sweet smile to my prev grabbed my shit and clamly walked out the door. I've decided not to throw away my now named fuck me pants I'm going to fix them since there the most comfy things I own, but I will be buying some sweat pants from the wal-mart lol I said the walmart
Thursday, November 20, 2008
sucky and unsucky
sucky- a week in a really cheesy hotel
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unsucky-being away from lovely family and not having to pay for cheesy hotel
sucky- daniel missing thanksgiving
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unsucky- skipping the in laws this year (thinking maybe skipping own family this year and hitting a resturant with ally)
sucky- daniel missing christmas
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unsucky- skipping the in laws, being able to buy in laws cheap gifts doing after christmas sales
sucky- daniel missing new years
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unsucky- missing the fight to find a babysitter
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unsucky-being away from lovely family and not having to pay for cheesy hotel
sucky- daniel missing thanksgiving
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unsucky- skipping the in laws this year (thinking maybe skipping own family this year and hitting a resturant with ally)
sucky- daniel missing christmas
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unsucky- skipping the in laws, being able to buy in laws cheap gifts doing after christmas sales
sucky- daniel missing new years
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unsucky- missing the fight to find a babysitter
Monday, November 17, 2008
a handy guide to not pissing me off
1)Don't complain about money if
you must have a new car every 2 years, Your closet is full of name brand clothes that you paid full price for, or if your hair and nails cost more than a car note
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2) Dont complain about the cost of diapers if
while shopping for diapers for your child/ren your rubbing you newest baby bump hello lady if diapers are so expensive why are you knocked up again
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3)Don't compare husbands mannest if
If your husband beats you, If said husband doesnt have a job, and if he refuses to do the smallest of things to help make your life easier guess what your husband loses even if at time of contest Daniel is grabbing my purse out of the mini van
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4)Dont comment on how much I shop unless
you pay for it
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5)Do not comment on my cooking if
You cook in a dirty kitchen,or if I'm cooking for your family because you have no food in the house
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6)Do not ask me to watch your kid/s if
You do not make them listen.
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7) Do not ask me for money if
you break any of the rules because buddy I might just laugh in you face
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8)Do not comment on my child's ice cream habit if
your child can not name 3 vegetables and 3 fruits. hell I will accept french fries
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9)Do not comment on the amount I eat out and not cook home cook meals if
You count corndogs as homecooked,you count chicken nuggets fresh out of wal-mart's freezer section as home cooked, or if you dont include a vegetable
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10)Do not comment on the way my child talk (even "potty words")if
your child does not know that please and thank you are the magic words, you choose not to teach mam,sir, mr,and mrs. , and if your child does not know may I have instead of give me.
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11) Dont complain on the mess your child make if
your pregnant, You dont clean-up after yourself, or if you dont make your 45 yr old clean up his own room
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12)Don't complain to me that your husband /boyfriend is a asshole,hits you,or cheats if'
this is the 3rd time,or if he was a asshole before you married him
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13)Don't complain on the amount I read or how much I have my nose in a book if
you have trouble reading off the dollar menu at any given resturant
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The rules may change get shorter,or longer at any given time there are exception to every rule ,but not many
you must have a new car every 2 years, Your closet is full of name brand clothes that you paid full price for, or if your hair and nails cost more than a car note
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2) Dont complain about the cost of diapers if
while shopping for diapers for your child/ren your rubbing you newest baby bump hello lady if diapers are so expensive why are you knocked up again
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3)Don't compare husbands mannest if
If your husband beats you, If said husband doesnt have a job, and if he refuses to do the smallest of things to help make your life easier guess what your husband loses even if at time of contest Daniel is grabbing my purse out of the mini van
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4)Dont comment on how much I shop unless
you pay for it
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5)Do not comment on my cooking if
You cook in a dirty kitchen,or if I'm cooking for your family because you have no food in the house
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6)Do not ask me to watch your kid/s if
You do not make them listen.
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7) Do not ask me for money if
you break any of the rules because buddy I might just laugh in you face
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8)Do not comment on my child's ice cream habit if
your child can not name 3 vegetables and 3 fruits. hell I will accept french fries
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9)Do not comment on the amount I eat out and not cook home cook meals if
You count corndogs as homecooked,you count chicken nuggets fresh out of wal-mart's freezer section as home cooked, or if you dont include a vegetable
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10)Do not comment on the way my child talk (even "potty words")if
your child does not know that please and thank you are the magic words, you choose not to teach mam,sir, mr,and mrs. , and if your child does not know may I have instead of give me.
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11) Dont complain on the mess your child make if
your pregnant, You dont clean-up after yourself, or if you dont make your 45 yr old clean up his own room
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12)Don't complain to me that your husband /boyfriend is a asshole,hits you,or cheats if'
this is the 3rd time,or if he was a asshole before you married him
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13)Don't complain on the amount I read or how much I have my nose in a book if
you have trouble reading off the dollar menu at any given resturant
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The rules may change get shorter,or longer at any given time there are exception to every rule ,but not many
Friday, November 14, 2008
not working
As some people know I have alot of female problems, I bleed way to much, the doctor puts me on different birth control at different times to help. The newest one is the nuva ring I must say this one helps more than any other. One period a month, less bleeding, and I can poop. The last two months though They have been rough really really rough,I called the doctor and it will be the 1st of the year before I can be seen due to the massive amounts of pregnant women she has(something that happens after every hurricane I foresee lots of lil boys named gustva). Now I can see finding a new doctor, but she is the best I love her. So I guess I'll wait :(
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
trying out trader tuesday
Ok so I have my roast in the crock pot and it's smelling super yummy. This is something that comes with me from Bama ,and not so much from Louisiana. The reason I say this is because the only seasoning in it is salt and pepper ya know beside the small amount of bell pepper and onion Daniel insist upon.
My friends love my roast because it falls apart and no need for a knife to cut it. So here goes my makeshift recipe
1-roast (frozen)
1-hand full dice onion
1-hand full dice bell pepper
3- packs of McCormick brown gravy
3- cups of sliced carrots
3- cups of cubed potatoes(no can)
salt and pepper
ok now this is important make enough roux to fill a pint beer mug
open the 3 packs of McCormick's pour into another pint beer mug then fill with water
place half all ingredients (sans roast) into the bottom of a crock pot
including half of gravy and roux
salt and pepper mix (usually I sing this little light of mine 2 versus)
place roast on top
pour rest of ingredients
salt and pepper(I sing shake shake you groove thang)
cook the crap out of it
I set it up before bed and the smell usually wakes me up for a lil snack
My friends love my roast because it falls apart and no need for a knife to cut it. So here goes my makeshift recipe
1-roast (frozen)
1-hand full dice onion
1-hand full dice bell pepper
3- packs of McCormick brown gravy
3- cups of sliced carrots
3- cups of cubed potatoes(no can)
salt and pepper
ok now this is important make enough roux to fill a pint beer mug
open the 3 packs of McCormick's pour into another pint beer mug then fill with water
place half all ingredients (sans roast) into the bottom of a crock pot
including half of gravy and roux
salt and pepper mix (usually I sing this little light of mine 2 versus)
place roast on top
pour rest of ingredients
salt and pepper(I sing shake shake you groove thang)
cook the crap out of it
I set it up before bed and the smell usually wakes me up for a lil snack
Monday, November 10, 2008
It's monday
So Alexandria's party went off without a hitch no fights and the police only came once (neighbor of mine came for cake lol) But I did the most redneckish thing I've ever done in my life.
We had 2 big piles of tree/limbs in the yard from the hurricane , we had the party in between the 2 piles for a more halloweeny feel. I had the guest throw the garbage in the piles I mean come on I really had my guest throw the garbage in the yard oh well hindsight is great. Ally got tons of presents, guest ate tons of cheap food, kids had a blast so I guess it was a success
Now we live on a dead end street with very little traffic, at the front of the road they built a truck stop/gas station/diner now they have a beer cave Beer cave people how great is that . As dust set in on my 4th year as a momma I folded the seats down in my mini van open the hatch in the back loaded 5 kids 4 adults in the van and headed to the beer cave (now if any car seat Nazi's read this lay off we took a field most of the time whatever.) now we march a batman spider man Tinkerbell princess and a snow white in to the store bought them a chicken leg and we took a hike to the beer cave loaded with chicken and beer(see I told you redneckey)we let ally drive us back home (well Daniel helped with the pedals) god I love living in the country.
After 2 Min's (how long it takes to get home in a car) we unloaded the kids and popped a movie in grabbed my trusty baby monitor and headed back outside and lit pile one we had 2 visits from the cops (neighbor again his wife doesn't let him drink) the adults took turns checking on the kidlets by the time the fire died out the kids were asleep and we were out of beer so the men took off walking to find a beer cave to hunt for the ferocious Bud Light. 15 mins went by When we heard our men stumbling home (on foot because i wouldnt let them drive) The women folk ran to meet them to ice down their pray. We lit the last pile and contiuned our night
oh yeah go bama
We had 2 big piles of tree/limbs in the yard from the hurricane , we had the party in between the 2 piles for a more halloweeny feel. I had the guest throw the garbage in the piles I mean come on I really had my guest throw the garbage in the yard oh well hindsight is great. Ally got tons of presents, guest ate tons of cheap food, kids had a blast so I guess it was a success
Now we live on a dead end street with very little traffic, at the front of the road they built a truck stop/gas station/diner now they have a beer cave Beer cave people how great is that . As dust set in on my 4th year as a momma I folded the seats down in my mini van open the hatch in the back loaded 5 kids 4 adults in the van and headed to the beer cave (now if any car seat Nazi's read this lay off we took a field most of the time whatever.) now we march a batman spider man Tinkerbell princess and a snow white in to the store bought them a chicken leg and we took a hike to the beer cave loaded with chicken and beer(see I told you redneckey)we let ally drive us back home (well Daniel helped with the pedals) god I love living in the country.
After 2 Min's (how long it takes to get home in a car) we unloaded the kids and popped a movie in grabbed my trusty baby monitor and headed back outside and lit pile one we had 2 visits from the cops (neighbor again his wife doesn't let him drink) the adults took turns checking on the kidlets by the time the fire died out the kids were asleep and we were out of beer so the men took off walking to find a beer cave to hunt for the ferocious Bud Light. 15 mins went by When we heard our men stumbling home (on foot because i wouldnt let them drive) The women folk ran to meet them to ice down their pray. We lit the last pile and contiuned our night
oh yeah go bama
Thursday, November 6, 2008
BLAH
I'm so bored right now!!!
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Daniel came home today and he could have broke in and stole everything because I didnt wake up at all.
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Ally got bunkbeds for her birthday fun for her to climb a bitch to make
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Ally has a cough still going on from the last cold I called the doctor tuesday expecting to have to bring her in nope he called 3 meds in must be something going around too damn bad she's still coughing I swear co-pays are killing me
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I took a nap today
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Daniel came home today and he could have broke in and stole everything because I didnt wake up at all.
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Ally got bunkbeds for her birthday fun for her to climb a bitch to make
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Ally has a cough still going on from the last cold I called the doctor tuesday expecting to have to bring her in nope he called 3 meds in must be something going around too damn bad she's still coughing I swear co-pays are killing me
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I took a nap today
Sunday, November 2, 2008
overboard again
Ally's birthday is Saturday, It will be a halloween themed party I went overboard doing the after halloween sales. I think I spent 2x the amount I would have and everything I bought was half priced lol. I'm thinkink I can reuse half the crap next halloween.
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The last 5 days I spent reading the twilight series, These books seemed to suck me in like no other fiction books have ever been able to do, I'm excited for the movies to start. I found myself comparing the vampires in the twilight books to the vampires in true blood umm Vampires living in the real world miggling with the living wonder what the odds of that being close to the truth.
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Today at Ihop I hit the table to get Ally's attention not 5 mins. later A older man came to my table and started fussing at me lol so I stood up asked him to step back a few steps and preceeded to tell him how i'm sure Ihop apperciates him standing up for the rights of the table but if he was coming up to stand over me and fuss at how I raise my child he may go back to his table and mind his own business. He keep on so I told him it was his and people like him fault that lil kids run into the street and gets hit by a bus, it was their fault we have shootings at schools, and how we have young people running around like they were retarded because if the parents weren't so worried about nosy assholes like him they would displine when it was needed.Then I smiled at him and told him not to worry because my child wouldnt be his fault and he could have a nice day.
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hi mandy
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The last 5 days I spent reading the twilight series, These books seemed to suck me in like no other fiction books have ever been able to do, I'm excited for the movies to start. I found myself comparing the vampires in the twilight books to the vampires in true blood umm Vampires living in the real world miggling with the living wonder what the odds of that being close to the truth.
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Today at Ihop I hit the table to get Ally's attention not 5 mins. later A older man came to my table and started fussing at me lol so I stood up asked him to step back a few steps and preceeded to tell him how i'm sure Ihop apperciates him standing up for the rights of the table but if he was coming up to stand over me and fuss at how I raise my child he may go back to his table and mind his own business. He keep on so I told him it was his and people like him fault that lil kids run into the street and gets hit by a bus, it was their fault we have shootings at schools, and how we have young people running around like they were retarded because if the parents weren't so worried about nosy assholes like him they would displine when it was needed.Then I smiled at him and told him not to worry because my child wouldnt be his fault and he could have a nice day.
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hi mandy
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