yep

Today I was feeling pretty good. Went and helped my mom spend alot of money getting ready to move in to her new place.



My mom lives on a small budget due to disability so she when she went to the tile and carpet store, my mom straight up told the guy I want a deal she got a damn good deal . I seen some tile I liked and asked how much he looked at me ratty sick clothes (not really ratty ) pony tail daniel's hoodie at told me expensive. Dude I asked for a price not if it's expensive give me a damn dollar amount. Damn that was some expensive tile lol

oh and she picked out some butt ugly couches

get home and decided to finally put my home movies (8mm tapes) to dvd's not 1 but both of my camcorders broke how does that happen I must have some bad karma so I jumped online and donated some money to breast cancer awareness went to walmart and found a cheap camcorder on sale

new picture

I changed my picture because I got tired of seeing my face lol But here is the pumpkins we carved.

My loving child woke me up this morning to give me a cough drop She said I woke her up coughing .

I've been watching "scary"shows on tv like ghost hunters FAKE

Anyone not watching True Blood on HBO check it out

all by myself

So Daniel left a few hours ago. I have a massive flu like thing ,my voice is going out , AND MY LIST OF TO DO'S IS GETTING LONGER AND LONGER.

First of all is normal life to do's like buy dog food and stupid shit like that.
Then is trick or treating 2 of my friends gather at my in laws
(I swear thats a blog by itself) Eat hotdogs and trick or treat with the 5 kids at friends in laws and friendly neighbors (that we've known for years) then back to the in-laws to see if my crapalicous mil made it back home in thime to see her only grandchild prance around in her super girl glory. but before all that happens I yes ME have to make sure all 5 kids have glow lights reflective patches and all the safety crap.

Now my wonderful daughter decided that her 4th birthday was going to be a halloween party her birthday is nov. the 8th so the day after halloween I have to gather kids ,(yes kids because the halloween sleepover that started in high school still goes on but now its husbands kids and friends passed out on my living room floor) , hungover pissed off because the got woke up at the predetermined time adults in my van to do early halloween clearence shopping (yes I am that cheap) with my list fun times

I love birthday parties for kids that is but I'm not really feeling it this year, which makes me feel bad because ally is super excited I mean this child invited a complete stranger to her scary fun birthday party . I usually have little crafts set up for the kids, games,and crap like that. This year I have a pinata. next year I swear we're going somewhere were I only have to bring my check book

Lafayette

This week was Daniel's schooling, so we were in lafayette all week in a small hotel room with only one bed .Ispent the days alone with Ally , and the nights helping Daniel study fun fun no really it was kinda fun.

For any poor sob reading this who may not know Louisiana is a state like no other. We eat alot, and all different kinds of food, maybe thats why so many fat people waddling around. We celebrate everything weddings, births, funerals, wednesdays it doesnt matter, Cat 4 hurricane heading for us cool lets party. The state is seperated into sub states just living in Louisiana isnt enough what part is what is important. And every sub state has it's own food ,accent, and celebrations. And unless your parents (both of them) was born and raised in louisiana you will always be that not from around here girl.

Damn I lost my point lol here is some high lights from my mini vaca

Monday- *lunch with daniel and ally
*walmart to buy a bed watched a big white dude get chased down and tackled by a petite lil cashier for shop lifting.
*dinner at the blue coyote not the best food and I burnt my arm preventing Ally from burning her arm
*sears to buy Ally some clothes since Daniel only packed enough for one outfit a day and we had the first potty accident in 5 months lol timing
Tuesday-
*lunch with daniel
*the zoo it was great me chasing ally around this hot small zoo fun lol where my damn stroller was no one knew
*Target ohh I bought the New New Kids on the Block Album lol my youth wet dream
*dinner at the incredible pizza place this place is like chucky cheese on crack this is the second time we've been here They have 4 dining rooms with different themes (basket ball court, drive in, Family dining, 50 cafe)
Wednesday
* lunch with daniel
*A trip to Sam's to do some birthday party shopping
at the check out The cashier asked me if I wanted a drink I couldnt decide if I should say mam or sir In the 2 secs it took me to decide to say yes'sm My loving child said :umm excuse me are you a boy or a girl " it took me 3 secs to pay and leave.
*trip to a pumpkin patch
*dinner at o'charleys yummy, not so yummy cotton candy cosmo's
thursday
*packing packing packing
*daniel got a 90 on his test
*lunch at logan road house
*lil more shopping
*home yey for like a hour then darts where we lost big time but tonight I got to bathe in my bathtub and I will sleep in my bed

I know I had lil funny stories to tell but i forgot

Hurricane 12 THE FINAL CHAPTER

10AM 8/31
Had to hug my dad goodbye, He has to stay behind for after storm clean-up.He will be the one removing trees off power lines and such.I hate leaving him behind,I'm trying real hard not to cry.

10:16 am
I just got a few text from one of the apples. I love the bond the apples have formed :).

10:32am
This is my first experience with contraband good googlie mooglie it's a lil' freaky. We're planning on leaving the interstate, It's been way to long since I've gone to bama back road style

10:40am

OMG Only 40 mins into this flee for our lives, and we have to make a pit stop. I swear my mom has the bladder of a goldfish. Oh well smoke break lol. Ally is being an Angel doing this trip Singing along to Hannah Montana
stop one no plastic forks

12:08pm
We're in Mississippi, how we got here is a mystery lol. Every turn we want to make a cop is directing us the opposite way, seems like we're driving blind. Santa will be buying me a GPS system for Christmas

1:36pm
Traffic finally letting up a little . We stopped at Radio Shack to buy a car charger for Ally's DVD player. People was rushing in to buy batteries. I'm so bored
haha they had plastic forks

1:45pm
Daniel just asked me to pull his finger

3:26pm
Stopped for food at McDonald's by now I want to cut my ears off, riding in a car with Ally, Daniel, and my mom is torture.
McDonald's gave me a plastic fork collection=2

4:00pm
I have to pee

4:15pm
I have to pee

4:30pm
I wish I had a cup to pee in

5:04pm
Yey I peed Got me some beef jerky and boiled peanuts and.........
a plastic fork collection =3

6:20pm
a three hour trip took all effing day, but we're here finally. It's nice being out of the car, but I wanna go home
I think it's the uncertain of it all that has put me in this bad mood. I can't wait for tomorrow to be over. No cell phone service, so I'm out of contact with loved ones

9pm
Army wives just came on, but I'm going to bed to sleep off this bad mood. I hate my dad isn't here. I hate my mom is here. I hate over peppered corn. I hate the smell of gym shoes.
But I will think positive tomorrow I will eat Diary Queen . I will get cell phone service. I will find another plastic fork.

7:00am 9/01
Good Morning!!! I'm watching the weather channel the storm seems like it's hitting. Jim Cantore is in Houma. I'm a little worried, my town is so small it won't have any news coverage.

7:30am
I'm outside smoking, The pine trees are swaying, like only pine trees can. It's like a little old couple doing a dance they've done for ages. It's poetic,beautiful. The damage a pine could do if it snaps doing this dance is a little frightening, but spellbinding at the same time.

9:12am
My younger cousin came by we spoke before I left about my blogging and my search for plastic forks. She bought me a plastic fork, and asked if she could have a copy of my blogs and a interview for an extra credit project.
collection=4

12:16pm
It's still raining here so we're stuck inside. I spoke to my grandma still no word from my dad which is to be expected I'm ready to stick a plastic fork in my eye for entertainment. Ally is being super hyper. My mom is being super bitchy. my loving Husband is being super annoying. i just wanna run away.

5:01pm
Another over peppered dinner yummy

6:??pm
Had Ally in the bathtub, and washing dishes at the same time, I asked Daniel to get Ally out of the tub He told me "but honey I'm still at work" asshole

9:00pm
another early night

11:00pm
Now 30 mins ago I was in bed reading , ally is asleep with my mom , Daniel slides into bed start kissing me went to take my shirt off I smiled sweetly and told him:but honey you're not home yet"

7:16am 9/2
Finally got word from home. Some major damage down my road a big limb went through my mom's trailer, the wind blew part of one of my cousins roof off. So far no real damage to my place one tree down gazebo flew away my dad is riding around looking at everything dumbass. Wonder how my friends are.
we're heading back tomorrow to help with the cleanup fun times.

10am
Super Hyper Ally just played in mud puddles, and found a dog she named sparkles . no way in hell are we bringing this dog home, no matter what Daniel says. I really need to have my eye brows done, maybe on the way home.

12:32
DIARY Queen There is a GOD I'm in heaven
collection=5

5:45pm
Is pepper the only season these people use? I wonder if they have stock in tums?

7:00pm
My cousin Is coming to copy my notes haha feels like high school
the rest was written in a different notebook for those wondering it is a hannan montana notebook don't envy me
1:52 pm 9/3
must have packed my other notebook in the suitcase We are still in bama kissing kin folks and all. We stopped at walmart to pick up supplies in Saraland. Pulling into the parking lot we see a lady having a seizure. What came after is a blur, but I remember me , and my mom jumping out of the van mid-stopping I called 911 and for anyone who have never called 911 before they ask stupid questions.
911-this is 911 what is your emergency
me- I'm at walmart in saraland a woman is having a seizure in the parking
911- what is the address
me- Um I dont know the address
911- Well mam how can we send help without the address
me- Saraland only has one walmart send help there
911- what is the lady name
me- no idea
911- Mam can you ask her
me- no I can not she is in the middle of a seizure
911- how old is she
me- um I dont know her
911- well mam I need a age please guess
me- (I'm fed up by now , while talking to this lady on the phone i've had to stop 3 cars from hitting her and my mom) she's 34 and a half her name is jenny and she needs a fucking ambulance
911- thank you mam help is on the way click

her husband came out of the store at the police was pulling in after they loaded "jenny"into the ambulance he asked what he could do to thank us .....my mom asked for a plastic fork lol
collection=6

2:00pm
Intersate is getting a lil crowed and my mom's back is hurting I foresee many pit stops.

3:03pm
We're driving thru Mississippi, billboards are ripped up trees are down , and the closer we get to louisiana the worst it is. The only cars we see has La plates All the faces serious.

3:22pm
Hope Mandy is keeping a eye on Hanna hope she bought plastic forks.

4:00pm
Stopped at a gas station and what did I see a women in the back of a pick up truck eatting potty meat with a plastic fork lol

5:00pm
home

now the weeks that followed was different
no lights for a week or so
spent a couple days at the inlaws
on Sept. 5th daniel went back to work
Sept 6th was our 5th anniversay
went about a month without cable phone or internet (not counting the 1 day and 2 hours we did have service lol)

new month

Ok it's October I have high hopes,that I can get though this month without drama.
Last month I made it though 2 hurricanes, 1 death and alot of stress. I did keep a notebook doing the hurricane but so how I lost it oh well